Never mind!! I am not tat cruel.. :)
This post is about a seriously hilarious (Mind my words.. I vouch for them) forward mail tat I received from a pal today....
Was tied up wit work.. and got this mail.. and wat a relaxation it was..
This blogpost is about : Get! Set! Shaadi! (Hindi for Marriage/Wedding)
Now you guys have to really go thru this…..to enjoy it...
These are Girls ads taken from a popular Indian Matrimony site...
Now I am not sure if gals are so desperate to tie the knots.. that they started hunting high and low for guyz...
in a come wat may mood.... (believe me guys.. marital relationship is not a cakewalk... i standby my words.. though i m not married yet.. :D )
Note: These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! :p
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...
Script#1 : Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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Script#2 : i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)
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Script#3 : Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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Script#4 : he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. he should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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Script#5 : I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........ hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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Script#6 : i am simple girl.I have lot of problem in my life because of my lucknow i am looking oneboy he and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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Script#7 : My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......
(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding too much, ain't she?)
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Script#8 : i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
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Script#9 : HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})
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Script#10 : whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would b de called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
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Script#11 : i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of " ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
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Script#12 : HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the "ok syndrome" again)
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Script#13 : i am pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater & mother. sister complity marred.
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married completely?)
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Script#14 : i am very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
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Script#15 : my name is farhan begum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation!)
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Script#16 : Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea frank e's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but i am not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that I am a good girl. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purishinin)
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Script#17 : i am kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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Script#18 : I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T WANT ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor gal meant BAD habits)
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Script#19 : hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...
(are credit cards accepted..???)
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Script#20 : my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)
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Script#21 : i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
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Script#22 : to be married on jan-2011. working man perferable
(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a groom. I wish her good luck to get one soon.)
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Script#23 : i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure. because boy is the maharaja.
(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)
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I am running for my Wren & Martin.. U? :0
Ciya!!!
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